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成人笑话|Moon maths

来源:www.kislmq.com 2024-11-01

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.

If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface.

This would explain the death of the dinosaurs1... The tallest ones, anyway.


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